Friday, April 14, 2017
Saturday, April 8, 2017

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I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

I got the job

Saturday, April 8, 2017
Wednesday, April 5, 2017

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I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is stil l pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

you’re half-joking but that is legitimately what happened

Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Tuesday, April 4, 2017

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hopesploder:

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Monday, April 3, 2017
Monday, April 3, 2017
Monday, April 3, 2017
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